
Sweet baby Jesus, this is adorable.
I looked up these “chiggers” you told me about. They don’t burrow inside you and die. They inject you with fluids and feed off of your decaying skin.
Which is equally disgusting.
But still.
You LIED to me.
8 years later and the Naco is real! Took you long enough, Taco Bell. Too bad I can’t eat it.. I wonder if Ron is getting royalty checks for this one.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
Is this happening, for real? Do I need to move?

……..WHAT?
Wolverine is invited to da Avengerz Slumber party
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE WORDS ANYMORE
DTFYGUHIKJGHF
IRXOUCTI:YVB”PINM”
LOL Clint.
*snort* Spiderman. And Cap. And Bruce. Oh! And the “Loki Sucks” sign.
this makes me laugh and hurt
accurate.